bigendernepeta:

revtomdildomolar:

sunflowerlily:

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what?? piE ? i gotta see this

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ohhhh it says “piece” not “pie”

wait a second…

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omfg no

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MAKE IT STOPAPAPFDG S

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my anaconda dont

(Source: lizardmanlizardmanlizardman)

dearnonacepeople:

#TweetLikeAStraightPerson is a gem

whatevendoe:

jonnovstheinternet:

misspelledlife:

SLAAAAY TORONTO IM SO PROUD OF THIS

I’m starting to think Canadians are the best people ever

I live in New York right on the Canadian border and trust me, they need this. Our biggest attraction for them is the mall, and I can’t tell you how many disgusting Canadians leave all their boxes and bags and just straight up garbage all over. They leave their trash in parking lots and everywhere else they go so they don’t look like they bought anything when they get to customs.

(Source: adteachings)

mamarenren:

the best moment in tv history

(Source: yggdrasilly)

soulpunchftw:

I find it oddly flattering that the Anti-Vaccination crowd thinks that I— an actual Autistic— am some kind of monster that was created in a lab. There’s a ’50s B-movie in this, is what I’m getting at.

'My God, Doctor! It's alive! What does it want with us?'

*the creature lumbers forward, inciting obligatory screams*

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT TRAAAAAAAIIIIIIIINSSSS

Why do white people own so many pets?
Because we’re not allowed to own people anymore.
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What is the scariest thing about a white person in prison?
You know he did it.
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how many Chicago cops does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just beat the room for being black.”
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A good looking 50 year old white man is trying to get laid on reality TV. What show are you watching?
To catch a predator.
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Why do white girls travel in groups of three or five?
They can’t even
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What do you call 64 white people in a room? A full blooded Cherokee.

from various reddit threads

at dinner last night, a coworker was talking about hanging out with his white friends and getting fed up with the racist jokes, and asked them to tell a white people joke.  nobody had any, so he googled and found these. after a few of them, people were a lot less comfortable.

white folks, next time you hear a racist joke, maybe lead with one of these in response.  tag this “I’m white” when you reblog it, if you are.

(via cuterpillar)

(Source: transascendant)

micool-jones:

micool-jones:

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jaundiceyeyes:

BRUH

jaundiceyeyes:

BRUH

(Source: rolandchangsuperpositiveasian)

when was the last time you cried and what was it about?
Anonymous

Hmmm. I’ve been very teary-eyed today because my poor little puppy has pneumonia. And I’m sure my bank account is gonna be crying too lol. 

fenryk:

Okami - Festival for the Gods

fenryk:

Okami - Festival for the Gods